Bin Ladin/Taliban Riddles

Q: What do bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, ...................yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden?
A: There will be a Christmas in December

Q: How many bin Laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one may ever know.

Q: What's orange and looks good on Taliban militiamen?
A: Napalm.

Q: What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and Osama bin Ladin?
A: an expensive fire work show

Q: How do you clear a Afghanistan bingo hall?
A: Yell B-52 as loud as you can